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  What is the "sign" of "Christ's Invisible Presence?"

  by Fisherman in

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  2. beliefs

  the wts teaches, that from 1914 onward, a sign has been evident, which is proof of god's kingdom.

  jw profess to see that sign.

  a "sign" means evidence from god.

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  ALL I know is that you need an ultraviolet flashlight to see the "sign of Christ's presence."
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  FOOTPRINTS

  by Nathan Natas in

  1. social
  2. humour

  one night i dreamed i was walking along the beach with the lord.

  many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.

  so i said to the lord, "you promised me lord, that if i followed you, you would walk with me always.

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  Oubliette queried, "But if he's imaginary, then how could he "reply"?"

  It is apparent that you have never sat down and given yourself a good talking to.

  Let the reader use discernment. Selah.
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  FOOTPRINTS

  by Nathan Natas in

  1. social
  2. humour

  one night i dreamed i was walking along the beach with the lord.

  many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.

  so i said to the lord, "you promised me lord, that if i followed you, you would walk with me always.

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  One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky. In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand, just one set of footprints. I was alone.

  This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only that one set of lonely footprints. So I said to the Lord, "You promised me Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there have only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, you have not been there for me?"

  The Lord replied, because I am IMAGINARY, you peckerhead! All this time you have been carrying around me and my invisible cohorts, thinking we would help you! WHY do you think there is a saying that we help only those who help themselves. Stop carrying us, unburden your life, and get treatment for schizophrenia!"
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  Let me get this straight

  by poopie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  at the regional they said they need brothers like crazy, but sisters are giveing out the literature and sisters are handling contranution boxes but yet they say brothers are lazy shiftless following at distance can someone explain this.

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  Kids!
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  Let me get this straight

  by poopie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  at the regional they said they need brothers like crazy, but sisters are giveing out the literature and sisters are handling contranution boxes but yet they say brothers are lazy shiftless following at distance can someone explain this.

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  The apostle Paul made it clear that in Jehovah's Christian congregation, women were not equivalent to men because they are filthy due to the periodic uncleanliness that Jehovah create them with. If there are no manly men of god in the congregation, SOMEONE must do the work that supports the worldwide preaching work, and so a mere woman can be used to get the work done as long as she wears a doily or diaper on her head and SUBMITS immediately to the direction of any baptized (thus ordained) Brother, even if that Brother is 14 years old or younger and retarded. It's Jehovah's way of doing things, so don't challenge it or I will sic a she-bear on ya!

  The men out your way are either too smart for the JW line o' crap or too stupid to "step up" to handing out magazines. You tell me which it is.
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  Help me identify a small cyst...

  by pronomono in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  i'm having problems identifying a small cyst that i get every once in a great blue moon.

  i like to call it a lollipop cyst because it looks like a really small lollipop.

  so, it's basically a small cyst at the tip of a really small shaft (not my penis).

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  I think it is probably a benign skin tag, but I am not a medical professional. In the past I have used Dr. Scholl's® Freeze Away® wart remover to remove a similar "thing" from my inner arm near the elbow. At first I used it according to the directions, but that wasn't doing it, so I applied the freeze swab for a LONG time, until the "pins and needles" feeling went away, and then I put a band-aid on it and left it alone. The freezing breaks the cell structure of the wart or skin tag and the body then reabsorbs it. A dab of first-aid cream like neosporin will help protect against infection.

  Skin tags are something we either do or do not have a propensity for. I recall that my grandmother had them and I found them scary, but I was young.
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  My New Avatar

  by cofty in

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  2. friends

  time for a change.

  my new avatar is the railway bridge in my hometown lit up at night.

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  VERY nice!
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  The incredibly white NAACP leader

  by Simon in

  1. social
  2. current

  this is a bizarre story.. there is a woman who is the local leader of the naacp who is obviously trying to mislead people into believing she is black who is actually white.

  very white.. she obviously gets a tan regularly but looks more orange.

  yes, orange really is the new black!.

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  Former Saturday Night Live castmember Maya Rudolph impersonates Rachel Dolezal --

  https://youtu.be/ieowIzQwYvs
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  Change to dress and grooming rules for JWs in USA soon?

  by RayPublisher in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  my guy with the lurk account on jwtalk (where all the kool-aid drinking jws go to talk about how wonderful 'the twoof' is) sent me some more interesting threads, here's one:.

  spoiler: starting new the new service year september.

  "there will be new directives from the branch through the circuit overseer on dress and grooming that will disqualify one to be a congregation publisher.

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  Brother Dolezal, will you lead us in prayer?

  
  
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  Change to dress and grooming rules for JWs in USA soon?

  by RayPublisher in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  my guy with the lurk account on jwtalk (where all the kool-aid drinking jws go to talk about how wonderful 'the twoof' is) sent me some more interesting threads, here's one:.

  spoiler: starting new the new service year september.

  "there will be new directives from the branch through the circuit overseer on dress and grooming that will disqualify one to be a congregation publisher.

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  Thanks, Faye Dunaway! (click the link below)

  
  Steve Allen, "Man on the Street Interviews"